It got even better when he saw my ID and got confirmation I was legal. I tell him I’m here for the amateur night and his demeanor brightens a bit. I come face to face with a burly man in a suit who eyes me probably wondering if I’m old enough to be there. I walk through the porn store below and up the stairs. On a Wednesday night I made my way downtown. Deja Vu has an amateur night and in preparation for my debut performance, I figured I’d do a practice run and I got the brilliant idea to do it at Deja Vu. I instantly signed up then the reality hit that I’d be pole dancing in minimal clothing in front of a lot of people. I was invited to perform at my pole dancing teacher’s belated birthday/business anniversary party. You may or may not know this little fact about me but I know my way around a stripper pole. Too bad San Francisco doesn’t have strip clubs like Showgirls. I was astonished at how clean the bathrooms were given my past experiences at other strip clubs. I guess they had no strip club etiquette? A girl’s gotta eat! The establishment was surprisingly clean. For some odd reason, the guys never tipped even while sitting in the front. There’s one medium sized circular stage (with a pole) on the side of the room and all the chairs are facing it. Better attitude = $$$The venue setup is very simple yet effective. It was like “Bizzaro world!” The girls all have great attitudes too! As you guys know, attitude goes a long way in the strip clubs. There are a few ugly girls, but the hot to medium outnumbered the fuglies by far. Obviously, not all the girls are hot, but probably 1/3 of the girls are fantastic. I must say that the second day was due to the clubs getting out and being piss drunk while having that mindset of not wanting the night to end. Showgirls was so damn good that we did a double-day’r! Yes, we went there on two different days, back to back. I thought the Spearmint Rhino (City of Industry, Los Angeles, CA) owned my heart, but the Showgirls in Seattle enlightened me on how great a strip club could be. I am a caretaker for my parents, so Deja Vu Showgirls is the perfect place to to get away for a while. So if you are looking for a great place to go on a Thursday or Friday night, then check out Deja Vu Showgirls especially for those of you who need to get out at the end of the week. I have only been there once, back in 2009. The only other ones I have been to are Honey’s in Everett (which is now closed), and Sands Showgirls in Seattle. Unfortunately, I can’t really compare Deja Vu Showgirls to other Washington state gentlemen’s clubs. Some people get violent when drunk often towards women. A lot of other reviewers complained about that, but I don’t drink alcohol. By Washington state law, no alcohol is served. Dancers are $20.00 each, and starting around 10:00, they usually offer 2 dances for the price of one, and sometimes 3 for the price of 2. I have yet to see Lilly dance on stage, but she is one of the few dancers who will take off her top during lap dances (that is, for no extra charge) and she even lets you touch her boobies. Mariella is the sweetest young woman, looks great naked, and sat on my lap while she was waiting for her turn to dance onstage. Lol, just thinking about her makes me drool. I would have to say Ali gave the best lap dances, as she wears an orange thong bikini and has the softest skin. She walked up to me, introduced herself, and said “ready for me to stick my boobs in your face?” That was hilarious, and she is definitely the most aggressive (I mean that in a good way). Vivien is definitely the most extroverted and funny of all the dancers. She was great, but was even better on stage she looked great naked, and has the nicest smile. My first night at the club, Mary was the first one to gave me a lap dance. My personal favorite dancers are Mary, Vivien, Ally, and Lily. The best time to go to the club is after 9:30, as that is when it gets the most business, and when parking is really good. Depending on when you go, parking is usually decent. All you have to do is take Exit 165B off of I-5, and get on Union street until you hit 1st ave. Since I live way up north in Everson, Washington, I really like how Deja Vu Showgirls is, while a long drive, easy to get to. in Seattle, Washington, the club is easy to get to, features very friendly, funny, and sexy dancers, is a great place to go late nights, Thursdays and Fridays, and has decent prices. Deja Vu Showgirls is the best of the best.
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